My birthday kicks ass for these 5 reasons.

1981 - Soft Cell, B-Movie and Depeche Mode were at The Lyceum, London, tickets were £3.
1981 Jean Harris sentenced 15-to-life for slaying of Scarsdale Diet Doctor
March 20th is known as Steak and ******* day.( http://steakand*******day.g-spotting.net ).
1727 Sir Isaac Newton dies in London at 84
First Day of spring

In addition I would like to add that last night, I had 3 shots of Petron (tequila), a 4 horseman, a shot of quervo, and 3 beers. I was quite intoxicated. Everyone! Today kicks ASS!