Bull Maths

[foxyloxley]

Have you ever wondered about those people who
say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little
math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If: Alphabetical letters are represented by
their numerical sequence:

AB C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

T U V W X Y Z
20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
11 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and
knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit
will put you over the top.

[Raion]

lol thanks for the advice but what happens if you do both..bullshit and attitude? that'll be 203%

[SDK]

I agree this one is good!