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Thread: Windows: Joisey Edition

  1. #1
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    Windows: Joisey Edition

    Dear Consumas:

    It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows XP New Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, youse may need some help unnerstanin da commands.

    Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads:

    "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken. When youse start da program, instead a da usual stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

    Please also note:

    Recycle bin is labeled "Newark"

    My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa"

    The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"

    Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased" or "Rubbed Out"

    Control Panel is known as "The Bosses"

    Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin' da Family Bid'ness" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"

    Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.

    Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:

    OK . . . . Sure ting

    Cancel . . . . Fugetabouit

    Reset . . . . Start ova

    Yeah . . . . Yeas

    No . . . . Nah

    Find . . . . Put a Contract Out On

    Browse . . . . Get a Looksee

    Back . . . . U-Toin

    Help . . . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa

    Stop . . . . Knock it Off

    Start . . . . Move it

    Settings . . . . Here's da Rules

    We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not).

    You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

    You gotta problem wit dat?
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  2. #2
    Me wonders if some of these copies are gonna be released here in Aus?

    Anyhow that was cool man, you got anymore funny one's like this?


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