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  1. May 18th, 2004, 01:46 AM #1
    jinxy
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    Heres one for you

    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little
    lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's
    on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and
    fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over
    there?"

    She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
    leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally
    gives a thit."
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  2. May 18th, 2004, 02:49 AM #2
    Relyt
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    Now that was great! R0TFLMAO! Usually I can see the punch line coming, but you nailed me really good on this one.

    Thanks for the laugh!

    cheers
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