From some grunt outfit, don't quite understand it myself


Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked
by a rabid Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the
nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the
dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Forty Niners' Fan Saves Friend From Vicious
Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Niners fan,"
the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in San Francisco I just assumed you were." said the reporter
and starts again. "Little Oakland Raiders' Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack"
he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in the Bay Area was either for the Niners or Raiders. What
team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys fan." the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."