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June 2nd, 2004, 05:16 PM
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here is a mixed bag of jokes. Some of these I had to translate so sorry if they dont work.
what has an iq of more than 100 in the USA?
A village.
why does france stink?
the french sleep with their windows open.
where is the safest place to hide your money in France?
Under the soap.
why do french men wear yellow ties?
To go with their teeth.
How do you get a french man out of a bath?
Fill it with water.
\"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
\"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)
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