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    They call me the Hunted foxyloxley's Avatar
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    Post 48 phrases we wish we could say at work

    If I had my time again, I would, I REALLY would love to have used these.

    48 phrases we wish we could say at work

    1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again...

    2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

    3. How about never? Is never good for you?

    4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

    6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

    7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

    8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

    9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

    10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.

    11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

    12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

    14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

    15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

    16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

    17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

    18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental...

    19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

    20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

    21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

    22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

    23. No, my powers can only be used for good.

    24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

    25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

    26. And your cry-baby whiny-ass opinion would be...?

    27. Do I look like a people person?

    28. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    29. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

    30. You!... Off my planet!

    31. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

    32. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

    33. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

    34. Allow me to introduce my selves.

    35. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

    36. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

    37. Not all women are annoying. Some are dead.

    38. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    39. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    40. Stress: when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet

    41. Can I trade this job for what's behind door one?

    42. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    43. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    44. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

    45. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    46. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.

    47. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    48. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
    so now I'm in my SIXTIES FFS
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    Senior Member Cope57's Avatar
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    #13 is a good one...
    Computers do not have problems, they have users.

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    Senior Member nihil's Avatar
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    Sounds like we have worked for the same outfits?

    My Anorak is FABULOUS . With a REAL nylon fur collar
    Have you got an RAF roundel as well? (The Who)

    And my leather jacket has a real skull on the back

    For our non-UK friends..........gang stuff from the 60-70's The "Mods" and the "Rockers"

    "Doc" nihil

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