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    baby on the way ? today I hope

    My wife is in labor and it looks like my little girl will be born today I hope.
    I will update this when she is born.
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    Congrats, i hope everything goes smoothly
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    And you are on AntiOnline?

    Congratulations in advance!

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    Hmmm....

    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but life as you know it is now over.


    Sleepless nights, long days, grouchy wife/GF.

    Good luck....


    (I was there about two years ago, it will get better.)
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    What's her name? Have you decided yet?
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    Congrats, im still 17 and i dont plan on having a kid in a long ass time....

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    Originally posted here by Negative
    And you are on AntiOnline?

    Congratulations in advance!
    I was asking myself the same thing when I first read it! LOL, I wouldn't be on AO for atleast 2 days. Oh well, thas me. Congrats!
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    Hmmmmmmm,

    Congratulations, you need to buy wife flowers/chocolates, then you need to open her own AO account

    Good luck

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    Good luck and congrats.

    Having little ones brings a whole new meaning to the word "laptops". Those little buggers will catch viruses, bugs, but hopefully no worms! You gotta watch the health of your new laptop and make sure that she don't overheat and that you keep her patched up if she crashes. Utilizing inoculations you can set her up a firewall which will protect her while you route her to school on the bus. Shortly after that, boys will be testing your perimeters and of course as her father you will scan and monitor her defenses. Detecting any violations of policy, you'll throw their little male connectors out the windows if they try to access her bios. It won't be much later and she will be switched to college and use even more of her memory. And as host, you will encounter a shortage of allocated resources.

    cheers
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    Thanks for all of the kind words but it turned out to be a false alarm for now but the doctor tells us that the real thing will happen within the week. If it is anything like the last few days then I will not be getting much sleep. I guess that’s what I get for getting older.

    [edit] her name will be Kaitlyn Elizabeth Ann
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