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May 30th, 2004, 10:40 PM
#1
How "professional" are you?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are
qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are not difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close
the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How
do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old
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May 30th, 2004, 11:51 PM
#2
I've heard this one MANY time's (still funny) but I never heard that end part:
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old
That's quite funny too Good job nihil
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May 31st, 2004, 01:25 AM
#3
based on that - I'm very professional
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May 31st, 2004, 02:08 AM
#4
nihil,
So ah, what's it mean if I only got 50% of them right (only work half days?)....
That's definetly funny though!
cheers
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June 17th, 2004, 04:37 AM
#5
Junior Member
Good jokes. Ha ha haha. It's just likes the jokes in high school. Unfortunetly the kids who said these jokes had about a million up their sleeves and they got really annoying in 3 seconds. But keep it up!
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