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June 22nd, 2004, 06:37 AM
#1
What's your name?
This makes post #1301 (12 posts away from the munsters address) w00t!, got this in my email @ home and thought I'd share the fun.....
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i= chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i= cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i= lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts....
My name is Goober Liverface. What's your name???
Al
It isn't paranoia when you KNOW they're out to get you...
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June 22nd, 2004, 06:49 AM
#2
Snotty Lizardtush. Haha, that's pretty cute.
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June 22nd, 2004, 06:54 AM
#3
Zippy Chickentush - best one yet
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June 22nd, 2004, 07:13 AM
#4
loopy gorillatush seems to be my knew name..
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June 22nd, 2004, 07:15 AM
#5
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June 22nd, 2004, 07:20 AM
#6
Boobie Applesniffer
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June 22nd, 2004, 07:20 AM
#7
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June 22nd, 2004, 07:51 AM
#8
Banned
squeezit appleface
i think that would make my parents proud =P
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June 22nd, 2004, 10:02 AM
#9
All bow down for Zippy Gizzardsprinkles
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
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June 22nd, 2004, 01:03 PM
#10
Buttercup Bubblechuncks
Bubblechuncks? Conmtemplating the concept of "chuncks of bubbles", gives me a headache. Guess I would need to be high on something to properly understand bubblechuncks.
The mentally handicaped are persecuted in this great country, and I say rightfully so! These people are NUTS!!!!
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