View Poll Results: Which takes more skill - attack or defence?

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    Senior Member nihil's Avatar
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    MURACU:

    The best get rich quick scheme is to start a cult. For the pleasure of worshipping me I will now charge 1 euro or 2 dollars.
    I like your pro-European exchange rate............can I join now?

    Guess it ought to be $3 CAN and $4 AUS?..............or do they get a discount for getting the start date of the last two World Wars correct?


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    AO Guinness Monster MURACU's Avatar
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    Nihil,
    Of course you can join. It is much better to get in early that way you will get a higher position in the hierarchy. I shall post the transcript of my illuminating experience at some stage,( probably after I get over the hangover), so you will be able to convert others to my worship. Be warned my words will only make sense after consuming the preordained number of Guinnes, Murphys or Beamish. Normally, just before people start passing out.
    I really like your idea of a discount and as such in my bounty I decree you to be my head disciple. Amongst you duties shall be the initiation of the new, innocents adaptsess to our faith (for the adapts you may delegate), Quality testing my personally reserved keg. Of course if anyone needs to be thrown to the lions, nailed to wooden crosses or interviewed by FOX News I will expect you to do your duty.

    P.S. I will be expecting your donation of 1 euro
    P.P.S I really need to find something to do at work............................
    \"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
    \"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
    Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)

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    Ok, I'll join, but since I live in Scotland (and not just Scotland, but Glasgow), you will be required to give me a 200% discount. I think that's fair, don't you?

    ac

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    Ah yes formation of a cult well allow me to be your first martyr.
    "Don't cry for me, i'm already dead."

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    I live at home, and my parents buy me food and clothes.

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    AO Guinness Monster MURACU's Avatar
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    I will go even one futher I will abolish the donation in exchange for a small bottle of single cask, cask strenght single malt. Anything over 10 years of age will do fine hic
    \"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
    \"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
    Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)

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