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February 8th, 2005, 11:43 PM
#1
Definition of PMS
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favourite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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February 9th, 2005, 12:35 AM
#2
Definitely 1,10, and 13...LOL !!! 
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February 9th, 2005, 12:49 AM
#3
I remember when my ex GF was having her PMS days when I was over there and well, i made her laugh by making a new meaning for PMS that isn't on your list:
Don't you wish you had a Vampire?
Kind of gross but it made her laugh.
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February 9th, 2005, 02:09 AM
#4
gore... thats just NASTY! *shudders*
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February 12th, 2005, 03:17 AM
#5
It all boils down to a lack of understanding ...........
The following is a list of the top ten things that men Actually DO understand about women ........
Top Ten things men understand about women
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so now I'm in my SIXTIES FFS
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February 12th, 2005, 03:36 AM
#6
foxyloxley i have made some corrections to your list.
Top Ten things men understand about women
1.They have boobies
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10.They have boobies
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February 12th, 2005, 05:26 AM
#7
Duh they call it PMS cause mad cow disease was allready taken
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February 12th, 2005, 02:29 PM
#8
hmmm my gf accuses me of having IMS (Irritable male syndrom) =/
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February 12th, 2005, 03:14 PM
#9
Men should have an equivalent excuse for going off the deep end...something like...SDWS ( shitty day at work syndrome )...or...CILTHWDWYIAWIGFACS ( can I leave the house without dealing with your insecurities about where I'm going for a change syndrome ).
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February 13th, 2005, 09:08 AM
#10
The Ladies of our house don't have a hope of PMS because I have WYLSTFUS.. as is known in our house..thats where I come home, listen to the whine for a minute or two and scream "Will You Lot Shut The F#$% UP"
Both Wife and Daughter get a few days each month where all they do is whine and I come home and they hit me with it.. I am pleased they are syncronised, I'd hate it to be for 2 straight weeks or alternate weeks.. Well at least I think its them
My ex used to suffer 3PMS or PPPMS.. that is Pre, Post, and Present.... it was dangerous....
the Syndromes Men Could Use:
BTBIOS _ Because the Bar is Open
BMMS - Blow My Mind (aka - NMHS = Need More Head) BMS is popular it was the name of a local Hardware supply store)
WSYDS - Work Sucks You Dont
LWS - Limp Willy Syndrome or Lonely Willy Syndrome - can be mixed to SWS- Solo Willy Syndrome
WWS - Weed Wacker Syndrome - just gotta hit the weed.. (a weed wacker is a local term for a line trimmer a garden tool for lawn edging - what else could weed refer  )
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