One day a boy asked his daddy a question and said
Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad answered: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first
got together in a chat room on yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail
with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the
delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared
and said You've Got A Male!!!