Murphy's Love Laws.

[M3mph15]

-All the good ones are taken.
-If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
-The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
-Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
-The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
-Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
-The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
-Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
-Nice guys(girls) finish last.
-If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
-Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

[Spyder32]

Hehe, thanks for the little late night chuckle. That's pretty funny stuff, especially:

-If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

-If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

and..

-Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

hehe thanks again man!

[|3lack|ce]

Murphy was an optimist.