Noia: Meh. College.

Spyder: I'm always sober. Although last Saturday a friend insisted I try some "Alaska Stout", and I dutifully had a shot-glass-worth (it's beer). Like all alcoholic beverages I have ever tasted it was unpalatable. (Beer, Vodka, Wine... ick. Maybe it's biological.)

P.S.: The timed exploding tiki torches were to be a revenge weapon.