TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY
WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
10th - "Scattered f...ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f... did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f...ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f...ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so f...ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f... are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f...ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f... was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f...ing hole in the head. - JFK, 1963
And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...
"Aw c'mon. Who the f... is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997
Some of the runners up
“Where’s all this f…ing ice come from” Captain Smith – Titanic 1912
“Oy!! You could take some f…ers eye out” King Harold 1066
“What’s this f…ing WE, whiteman? Tonto, on being surrounded by Indians