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  1. August 26th, 2005, 11:49 AM #21
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    Ah yes the ABC people.

    A stands for Acting up
    B stands for Be serious now
    C stands for Crap comes in all sizes and forms

    I guess this is why you should never give out your passwords and credit card numbers to strangers...duh.

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  2. August 26th, 2005, 03:25 PM #22
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    Hmmm............

    I'd say that I like elderly men of over 50, I'd get dozens of messages from elderly guys who want to contact me.
    Hey, Katja just because I am old enough to be your grandfather is no excuse for calling me "elderly"...............my dear young lady, I will challenge you to a Zimmer frame race any day of the week

  3. August 26th, 2005, 04:32 PM #23
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    Hey, nihil, don't get a heart attack now. I will accept that challenge! You know what? I'll walk the whole distance on my hands and you with your zimmer frame. We'll race for a mile and I'll give you a 2000 yards headstart. The first one to cross the finish wins and pays for the drinks, okay?

    (Elderly guys are so easy to fool!...)
  4. August 26th, 2005, 05:01 PM #24
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    My goodness...

    Is it any wonder I can't find much enthusiasm to post round here these days.

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  5. August 26th, 2005, 06:14 PM #25
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    Hey Katja

    Elderly guys are so easy to fool!...
    I wouldn't know about that

    A mile is 1760 yards? so a "2000 yard" start?

    My Wife finds our banter amusing
  6. August 26th, 2005, 06:31 PM #26
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    OK I lied:

    I'm actually 5'2, 285lbs, Bald and I live in my Mothers basement. But when I do go out, I can stay out as long as I want. I have never had sex so I cruise IRC as SexyHotLips939

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  7. August 26th, 2005, 06:33 PM #27
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    Originally posted here by Katja
    We'll race for a mile and I'll give you a 2000 yards headstart.

    (Elderly guys are so easy to fool!...)

    Originally posted here by nihil

    A mile is 1760 yards? so a "2000 yard" start?

    Maybe she's implying that you move so slow, that you're actually going in reverse!
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  8. August 26th, 2005, 09:25 PM #28
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    oh wow, why didnt anybody tell me about all this!
  9. August 26th, 2005, 10:24 PM #29
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    Hi Kath~

    Maybe she's implying that you move so slow, that you're actually going in reverse!
    75th Rangers?..............sneak up from behind?

    Actually I will accept the challenge, given that I get to start 40 yards beyond the finish line, she will have to cross it first and buy me beer?
  10. August 26th, 2005, 11:38 PM #30
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    [completely off-topic]

    nihil...cough!!!!...AHEM!!!!...cough!!!!

    Shouldn't you be requesting your TITLE ....you're a month overdue!

    I suggest...

    AO"S Yoda Master

    AO's Resident Sage

    or..in the theme of Bloom County and Opus...

    BPPFT! BPPFT!

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    http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/page...ite_strips.asp
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    Personally, I like the one where he throws the computer out the window...I downloaded it a long time ago...couldn't find it on the site.

    Eg

    P.S. Tried to upload that cartoon but at over 2 MB at dial-up it was taking forever...I'll see if I can downsize it later and try again.
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