Hello AO:

I'm looking to create a "Top Ten ways to tell if your Systems Administrator is Bored" List. Something that would be funny to techies as well as non techies. You know people like the sysadmin' boss.

Anyway, the only thing I can come up with is

...If he answers the help desk phone.
...All the digital clocks in the office are flashing "Is it time to go yet?"

The BOFH series are good, but non techies would have a hard time finding the humor. Maybe tell me what you do when you're bored and want to amuse yourself with network resources.

Thanks,

Dino