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Thread: Dear Tech Support,

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    May 2004

    Dear Tech Support,

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
    that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
    lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
    itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system

    such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
    Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
    attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
    back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
    Please help!

    A Troubled User.

    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people
    upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
    Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and
    is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to
    delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
    uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
    allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
    Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
    situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
    alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
    ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
    will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends
    to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support
    programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
    cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
    the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
    additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
    Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
    irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Best of luck,
    Tech Support

  2. #2
    Bleh if memory serves correct this was posted a while back..

    But bleh it's always good to have an oldie re-posted to refresh the memory.


  3. #3
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    Sorry Never Saw this before

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    it has been posted b4 but still pretty funny
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