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    Merry Christmas AOer's

    Might as well start this give the stragglers time to pop in ...

    I hope your Season is without problems and your life is bright and may the angels of good fortune not pass your door...

    Merry Christmas! Everyone!

    Nuttin' For Christmas

    S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955

    I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
    Somebody snitched on me.
    I hid a frog in sister's bed;
    Somebody snitched on me.
    I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
    I made Tommy eat a bug;
    Bought some gum with a penny slug;
    Somebody snitched on me.

    Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
    Mommy and Daddy are mad.
    I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
    'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

    I put a tack on teacher's chair
    somebody snitched on me.
    I tied a knot in Susie's hair
    somebody snitched on me.
    I did a dance on Mommy's plants
    climbed a tree and tore my pants
    Filled the sugar bowl with ants
    somebody snitched on me.

    So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
    Mommy and Daddy are mad.
    I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
    'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

    I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
    Somebody snitched on me.
    He won't come visit me because
    Somebody snitched on me.
    Next year I'll be going straight;
    Next year I'll be good, just wait
    I'd start now, but it's too late;
    Somebody snitched on me.

    So you better be good whatever you do
    'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
    You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

    Mr. Grinch

    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
    You really are a heel,
    You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
    You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

    You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
    Your heart's an empty hole,
    Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
    I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

    You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
    You have termites in your smile,
    You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
    Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

    You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
    You're the king of sinful sots,
    Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
    You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

    You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
    With a nauseous super "naus"!,
    You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
    Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
    assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

    You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
    You're a nasty wasty skunk,
    Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
    The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
    "Stink, stank, stunk"!

    Merry Christmas! Everyone!


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    In And Above Man Black Cluster's Avatar
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    Merry christmas, Egal, merry christmas everyone!
    I wish all your dreams come true, in this day!

    Enjoy your time, time marches on!

    \"The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards - and even then I have my doubts\".....Spaf
    Everytime I learn a new thing, I discover how ignorant I am.- ... Black Cluster

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    [pong]Merry Christmas[/pong]

    Oh and Eg i noticed something with your post count, well at least i found it amusing..
    And ol' fans would most likely find it amusing as well.


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    Wherever you live, Merry Christmas to all!

    Mele Kalikimaka!

    Feliz Navidad!

    Glaedelig Jul!

    God Jul!

    Boas Festas!

    Frohe Weihnachten!

    Joyeux Noel!

    Natale Allegro!

    Maligayang Pasko!

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    Merry christmasss, guysss.
    and that was indeed a good read egaladeist.
    It\'s all about sense of power.

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    Merry Christmas to All............

    Peace to you and yours.

    Keep the Brandy and the Eggnog handy..........and raise a cheer for all!!!
    PC Registered user # 2,336,789,457...

    "When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats."
    Claude Swanson

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    ********** |ceWriterguy
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    Spring has sprung, and Fall has fell.
    Now winter's here and it's cold as hell.
    Money's tight, times are hard,
    here's your effing Christmas Card!

    Have a Merry Christmas
    Even a broken watch is correct twice a day.

    Which coder said that nobody could outcode Microsoft in their own OS? Write a bit and make a fortune!

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    BIOS Bomber
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    Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and grampa dosn't seem to care.
    Marry Christmas i love coal.
    "When in doubt, use Brute Force."

    Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

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    hO Ho hO

    Merry Christmas Everyone.

    \"And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.\"

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    Senior Member hesperus's Avatar
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    Merrry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. Where be the drUnk thread . . . /???? Frsk that -- where be the hoe hoe hoe . . . .

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