Getting Older does have it's rewards...

[dalek]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make

their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town

and went to a shop on William Street. I was only in there for about 5

minutes.

When I came out there was a copper writing out a parking ticket. I

went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a

Break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a piece of dog sh!t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a ****. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.

[FanacooL]

Man you really are one smart Old Man :-) What if that person would have come there who was getting fined......

[ShippMA]

Man, thats just evil... but funny

Something that pees me off is when people deliberately park badly, or perfeclty across two spaces because they are either lazy, or don't want people parking near them to knock there doors.

What i do in those cases is write a little note and put it under there wiper at the front. The note generally reads:

Apologies for scratching your car, however i had trouble getting in and out of the space next to you due to your bad parking. Fortunately my car is undamaged. Perhaps you might consider parking better next time

The note varies depending on how they have parked, but you get the idea

[mandraketux]

hehe thats like gore when he gets older..as aready he is a ***** to death