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April 3rd, 2006, 04:54 PM
#1
I knew it!!!
My friend sent this via email today....
something I always known.....thought I would share
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
You receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your
jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.
MLF
How people treat you is their karma- how you react is yours-Wayne Dyer
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April 3rd, 2006, 05:01 PM
#2
I say Morgana~ old chapesse..............It takes a little while for an old fart such as myself to embrace this new technology.........so I am experimenting with a Merlot-Shiraz blend at the moment
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April 3rd, 2006, 05:10 PM
#3
Nihil
I am with you...I regularly use a cabernet sauvignon\shiraz blend....
Works great in my environment.........
I mix it up a bit myself...depending on the type of infection
MLF
How people treat you is their karma- how you react is yours-Wayne Dyer
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April 3rd, 2006, 05:23 PM
#4
*COUGH*
It's utterly contrary to best practice to be using non-EOM patches and fixes for your environment. Blending is the same thing.
Mistress Lefay: You disappoint me....
Don\'t SYN us.... We\'ll SYN you.....
\"A nation that draws too broad a difference between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting done by fools.\" - Thucydides
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April 3rd, 2006, 05:31 PM
#5
Mistress Lefay: You disappoint me....
But we shall be drunk before you
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April 3rd, 2006, 05:53 PM
#6
Tiger.....I am not familiar with this "non-EOM"
I do find that the blended fix is much easier on the "older" hardware
...although has the same affect on the OS
and as nihil has stated...works faster then the BEER method I know you use
MHO as always
MLF
How people treat you is their karma- how you react is yours-Wayne Dyer
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April 3rd, 2006, 06:05 PM
#7
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April 3rd, 2006, 06:53 PM
#8
My Dear Mistress LeFay:
Non-OEM includes blending remedies thus your solution is non-OEM and may void the warranty on your hardware and, worse yet, may preclude you from getting technical support or service from the manufacturer.
I take it Mistress LeFay has never tried shotgunning a six pack. I can be "done" before you have finished blending my dear... *Snikker*
NOTE: Do not try shotgunning your Sheraz... The broken glass will do a number on your face...
You've never been humble before.... Why are you starting now??? Who are you and what have you done with Morgan???
Don\'t SYN us.... We\'ll SYN you.....
\"A nation that draws too broad a difference between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting done by fools.\" - Thucydides
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April 3rd, 2006, 08:11 PM
#9
Originally posted here by Tiger Shark
never tried shotgunning a six pack.
I just got a massive headache, retro-active hangover if you will.....
cheers:
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April 3rd, 2006, 08:15 PM
#10
Mistress Lefay,
Wasn't it said about Churchill and Lady Astor,
"Lady Astor confronted Winston Churchhill at a party and said "Winston, you are drunk!" to which he replied "Yes, madam, and you are ugly. The difference is: tomorrow, I shall be sober".
ZT3000
Beta tester of "0"s and "1"s"
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