A woman goes into KMart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over
to the counter.

The Kmart salesman is standing there, wearing dark sunglasses.

She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot-six Shimano graphite rod with a Shimano
S1500 4 ball bearing reel and 8 pound test line.
It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed but then realises there is no way
the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $66.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it
was on sale for $55.00? How did you get to $66.50?"

He replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel is $55.00, but the Duck Caller
is $8.50 and the Fish Bait is $3.00.

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