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Thread: Eating Peanuts:> Possible *NSFW joke* ;)

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    Join Date
    Jul 2006

    Eating Peanuts:> Possible *NSFW joke* ;)

    One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd
    toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.
    In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he
    turned to answer her, a peanut fell into his ear.
    He tried and tried to dig the peanut out, but only succeeded in
    pushing it deeper into his ear. He called his wife for assistance, and
    after hours of trying to remove the peanut, they became worried and
    decided to go to the hospital.
    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
    her date.

    After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
    The young man told the father to sit down. The young man then shoved
    two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the
    father blew, the peanut flew out, and everyone was pleased.
    The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took him
    into the kitchen for something to eat.
    Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father, exclaiming, "That
    was wonderful! Isn't he intelligent? What do you think he'll be when he
    grows older?!"

    The father replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"


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    Sep 2006
    lol that was great

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