Post some stupid messages

[alakhiyar]

I just read that on this screen:
"Bluetooth Network: a network cable is unplugged" (I know it must have been around for quite a while but it's the first time I read that one)
it almost beats this one I once had
"The following error was detected : No error".
Post the crazy MS messages you (really) had.

[t34b4g5]

.pɐɥ (ʎ11ɐǝɹ) noʎ sǝbɐssǝɯ sɯ ʎzɐɹɔ ǝɥʇ ʇsod
."ɹoɹɹǝ ou : pǝʇɔǝʇǝp sɐʍ ɹoɹɹǝ buıʍo11oɟ ǝɥʇ"
pɐɥ ǝɔuo ı ǝuo sıɥʇ sʇɐǝq ʇsoɯ1ɐ ʇı
(ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ pɐǝɹ ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ s,ʇı ʇnq ǝ1ıɥʍ ɐ ǝʇınb ɹoɟ punoɹɐ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɯ ʇı ʍouʞ ı) "pǝbbn1dun sı ǝ1qɐɔ ʞɹoʍʇǝu ɐ :ʞɹoʍʇǝu ɥʇooʇǝn1q"
:uǝǝɹɔs sıɥʇ uo ʇɐɥʇ pɐǝɹ ʇsnظ ı

pretty crazy stuff your post appears screwed up.

[Aardpsymon]

I'm sure we all know the classic
"Keyboard not detected, press any key to continue"

I've had some great ones on installs.
Title: Error!
Picture: Exclamation mark in a red triangle
Text: WARNING: Installation completed successfully!

I would have laughed if I was installing windows, but it wasn't an MS product.

[nihil]

I guess the best one (not MS) that I came across was when I was doing year 2000 compliance testing on some obscure accounting package.

It passed 31/12/1999 and 31/01/2000 with no problem, so I thought "I wonder if it knows it is a leap year?"

I entered some transactions and tried to close the month ending 29/02/2000....

"Invalid date selected"

OK thinks I, no big problem as there won't be any transactions anyway let's try 01/03/2000..............

"Date selected is not a month end, would you like to use 29/02/2000?"

It then worked.........................