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April 30th, 2009, 03:58 PM
#1
Job Application
A jock and a geek applying for the same job.
The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."
So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."
The jock complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?"
"Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me neither'.
Last edited by nihil; May 9th, 2009 at 10:59 AM.
Reason: Neither :)
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May 6th, 2009, 09:09 AM
#2
I actually had to re-read the very last part twice. And then the lights turned on and i realised what had happened..
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May 9th, 2009, 11:08 AM
#3
Excellent!
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May 14th, 2009, 03:49 PM
#4
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
Albert Einstein
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August 20th, 2009, 12:39 AM
#5
A laptop, internet connection and beer.
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August 20th, 2009, 07:59 AM
#6
Sheesh intruder, abit delayed eh?
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
Albert Einstein
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August 20th, 2009, 11:54 AM
#7
Originally Posted by Cider
Sheesh intruder, abit delayed eh?
Better late then never..
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August 27th, 2009, 10:38 AM
#8
Member
hahahahahahahahhahaha funnyyyyyyy
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