I just looked at my e-mail to check on delivery of some business cards and found this beauty:

Dear Customer ,

We are sorry to inform you that your account
has been suspended.

A high number of failed login attempts have been
recorded on your account.

As a security measure we had to temporarily
suspend your account.

To restore your online account we have attached a form
to this e-mail.

Please download the form and follow the instructions on your

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

© Copyright 2013 HSBC Bank PLC. All rights reserved.

I do not, and never have had, an account with HSBC or any of it's predecessors..................hang on though...........what about that $30 million I got for laundering that Nigerian's uncles account?

What really hacks me off is that they actually think I would use internet banking.................huh! if I did that I wouldn't get to ogle the wimmin and steal the free pens

Anyways there is a "real ale" pub between me and the bank................I have never found one of those on the internet!

This post probably belongs in Tech Humour on this site, but it is a real scam that I just received.

Good week-end folks