okay, here's a little bit about me:

email: pwaring@postmaster.co.uk
time on net: 5 years (not all at once!)
job: webmaster/student

character:

patriotic englishman (keep the pound!)
conservative
sadistic
intelligent
helpful
extremely modest (yeah right!)

computer knowledge:
C\C++ - intermediate
Visual Basic - beginner
Windows 95/98 - expert (not guru)
Perl - intermediate
PHP - intermediate
HTML - guru

also recent Linux convert because Windows keeps crashing and is useless for development

if you've got this far you're either *really* sad or a paedophile.