Broadband
Opposite to a boy band
Crash
A head-on collision on the information superhighway
Reboot
The application of a second kick to your computer tower because the first kick failed to correct the glitch
Search Engine
Sophisticated program that performs keyword searches for information on the net,allowing you to find absolutely everything except what your looking for.
Attachment
See virus
Virus
See attachment
Vulcan Nerve Pinch or VNP
The act of pressing ctrl,alt and delte at the same time on a computer running windows.