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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
    Why do you puke down my
    [glowpurple]manually editing your config files can break them. If this happens, you get to keep both pieces. [/glowpurple]

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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
    "Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?"
    I wish to express my gratitude to the people of Italy. Thank you for inventing pizza.

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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
    "Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic"
    [glowpurple]manually editing your config files can break them. If this happens, you get to keep both pieces. [/glowpurple]

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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
    "Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being
    I wish to express my gratitude to the people of Italy. Thank you for inventing pizza.

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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
    "Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed

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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
    "Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when
    [glowpurple]manually editing your config files can break them. If this happens, you get to keep both pieces. [/glowpurple]

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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
    "Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him
    I wish to express my gratitude to the people of Italy. Thank you for inventing pizza.

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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
    "Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel
    [glowpurple]manually editing your config files can break them. If this happens, you get to keep both pieces. [/glowpurple]

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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
    "Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at

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