Once there were two old fellows boasting.
The first one (from Tenessee), said,
"My farm in Tenessee is so big, I can get
on my horse and ride three days and three
nights and still be on my own property".
The other one, not to be outdone, boasted
"That ain't nothing. My ranch in Texas is so
big that I can get in my car, and drive
for a week and still be on my ranch!"
The first old fellow shook his head with pity
and said "Yep, I had a car like that once too"
I came in to the world with nothing. I still have most of it.
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