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April 17th, 2002, 06:02 AM
#1
 a joke to make u laugh... !!!!
hello everybody... i thougth of just sharing a joke with all of u...
enjoyyyy... !!!!!
After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle
man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet
his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to
Minneapolis.
They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time
together. Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the
boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a
later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the
airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do no
good to complain. Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he
discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and its
weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold.
The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as
planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool
off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste,
he made an error in the e-mail address. His message therefore
arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even
older husband had died only the day before. !
When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at
the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor
dead. Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message
on the screen:
Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some
confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation
of your arrival tomorrow.
Your loving husband.
P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how
hot it is down here.
hope u liked it...!!!!
intruder...
A laptop, internet connection and beer.
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April 17th, 2002, 06:21 AM
#2
You bad  but I did find this funny. 
No good deed goes unpunished.
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April 17th, 2002, 06:58 AM
#3
Yet another great email joke 
I know you\'re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you\'re afraid. You\'re afraid of us. You\'re afraid of change. I don\'t know the future. I didn\'t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it\'s going to begin. I\'m going to hang up this phone, and then I\'m going to show these people what you don\'t want them to see. I\'m going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
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April 17th, 2002, 11:33 AM
#4
thank u sooo much for reading.. .. this …..
A laptop, internet connection and beer.
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April 17th, 2002, 12:28 PM
#5
that was really funny ....
good to know that there's a computers in hell ... so we wont stop surfing
When the power of Love overcomes the Love of power, the world will know peace... Jimi Hendrix
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I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask...... what was war?
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April 18th, 2002, 07:07 AM
#6
Computers in hell eh? I guess u believe its gona be 1 big party down there too. :P I dont think so. heh.
"Never give in-never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy!" - Winston Churchill
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