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  1. May 13th, 2002, 12:03 AM #1
    sumdumguy
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    Talking Scientist vs. God (humor)

    The scientist approached God and said, "Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can clone people, tranplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous."


    God patiently heard him out, and then said, "All right. To see whether or not you still need me, why don't we have a man-making contest?"


    "Okay, great!" the scientist said.

    "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam," God said.


    "That's fine," replied the scientist, and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt.

    "Whoa!" God said, shaking his head in disapproval. "Not so fast, pal. You go get your own dirt!"


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  2. May 13th, 2002, 12:11 AM #2
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    LOL, how true how true
    Beware the quiet ones...
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  3. May 13th, 2002, 12:12 AM #3
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    Nice

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    "entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem"

    "entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity."

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  4. May 13th, 2002, 12:13 AM #4
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    lol... AWESOME.. GOD BLESS..
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  6. May 13th, 2002, 12:20 AM #5
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    hilarious. where did you get it?
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  7. May 13th, 2002, 12:26 AM #6
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    in an email.. but it can be found here..
    http://www.goofyfun.com/1/svg.htm
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  8. May 13th, 2002, 12:35 AM #7
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    Another good one thanks
    Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.....
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  9. May 13th, 2002, 03:37 AM #8
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    what a posting whore i've been today. /slaps side of head/
    usually i'm content to just read.. but today i had an urge..
    just look.. at the top ten@10..
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  11. May 13th, 2002, 05:43 AM #9
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    That was great....just e-mailed it to a bunch of people...
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  12. May 13th, 2002, 06:12 AM #10
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    he..he..he thats a good one
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