Things That Piss Me Off

[System_Overload]

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". **** off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the ****ing ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *******, you ****ing pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What? Are they going to ****ing do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here *******!


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[zaggy]

So true. All of it.

[jaguar291]

Funny but isn't this by Adam Sandler?

[Ratman2]

ya wanna know what ****ing pisses me off???? Alright, now you're gonna hear it:

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A friend and I are trying to start a business in IT. One of the areas we're going to cover is computer security. do you think my friend (who I love like a sister BTW) could get the ****ing money to get started seeing as part of it is going to be computer security especially after 9/11...........NO....NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ****ING NOTHING. ALL THE BANKS AND OTHERS GIVE A FLYING **** ABOUT IS WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE MONEY ALREADY. I would like to tell the stupid mother****ers "look...if i had the money ALREADY I wouldn't be asking for money from you you stupid mother****er." We are not the only people I know that have run into this problem either. I'm gonna tell you something right now. if we could get off the goddamn ****ing ground me and my sis could really kick some serious ass and change things for the better with the kind of talent and skills that we have access to. But when we ask for help nobody seems to even give a ****. It's pretty sad when you go to a ****ING BANK that should KNOW ABOUT and HAVE good security and you tell them your plans and they don't give you any ****ing goddamn money, guess they wanna get owned instead of having us come back and save their ass someday....LOSERS.
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[Dome]

RatMan2, not to sound like an ass or anything, but well i worked with banks alot before, and the one thing that is great about the USA is something called Credit, our credit system is AWSOME if you know about it and know how to use it.... banks dont always go about how much money you have, they go about what credit you have and if you earn enough to pay off your loan, if you have good credit it means youve been good at paying off other loans so they trust you.... just like if a person on the street came up to you and asked you to borrow money, without KNOWING youll get your money back you wont give it to them.... its a way of security, otherwise EVERYONE will just say theyre gonna start something and give the bank a good idea, get some money, and never pay them off..... this causes bank trouble.

Go get a book about credit and learn how to make your credit work for you.

[valhallen]

heh nice post s_o i remember gettin it in an email a while back is quite ammusing

v_Ln

[TechieChick]

Geez..a neg to Liran for being helpful??

Ok.speaking as a stupid ex banker and now as a self employed technochick..it's soooo freakin hard to get money. Gah..they want you to have money as a small business before you can be given money. It makes no sense, I know that but they want you to prove that you can pay them back and have a history of being able to do so but it's a little hard to get started.
Ratman, have you looked into grants with the SBA? Just a thought, check your area, see what is available..have a business plan in hand. You want a clear, concise, professonionally done one. Most office programs will have a template for you to use if you have no idea where to start.

Just some ideas, trust me, I KNOW how frusterating it is...been on my own for almost three years now and it doesn't get any easier. Small business make bankers want to run screaming from their cushy offices.

[rcgreen]

...........NO....NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ****ING NOTHING. ALL THE BANKS AND OTHERS GIVE A FLYING **** ABOUT IS WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE MONEY ALREADY. I would like to tell the stupid mother****ers "look...if i had the money ALREADY I wouldn't be asking for money from you you stupid mother****er."

...this is why they wouldn't loan you any money,
loser.

[avenger_jcc]

Jaguar291, it was actually George Carlin. but thats besides the point, S_O shared it with us, and it was funny keep it coming S_O.

[Troy11277]

i'm the guy that looks around the room for hours for the remote. If i can't find it...i turn the damn thing off. hahaha