Question of the Week

[imperialjustice]

give the pain up, or you could just reply to this beut of trash i received.


DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
EMMANUEL AND BASHER NZANGA OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER

FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW

HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE

MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND

CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM EIGHTEEN MILLION
UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$18,000,000,00.) WITH A
SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM
KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO
INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.ACKNOWLEDGE THIS
MESSAGE, SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON
(EMMANUEL) WHO HAS THE OUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF
THE SAID FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS
MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I
WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN
MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE
AND
NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT
EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN
CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL
PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU
WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND
ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION
FOR YOUR SERVICES.

FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE. PLEASE SEND YOUR
REPLY TO MY CONFIDENTIAL E-MAIL ADDRESS
([email protected]).


BEST REGARDS,

MRS M. SESE SEKO

[Digital_Jesus]

Hmmmm, would i be able to set up a web cam if i chose torture

[valhallen]

hmmmmm... can I get both?

lol at M_c

hmmmmm bring on the torture >:-)
/me has high pain-threshold comes form paying rugby since u were like 7....lol
cept can't play anymore as I ****0red my knee pretty bad
so ummmm if the torturer could just gib my knee a mis I'd be very grateful - hehe

v_Ln

[cwk9]

I would choose never to use a computer again. Then use one anyways.

[GreekGoddess]

Beat me baby, spank me, whip me.....and gimme the damn computer....how dare you try and take my toy away.

[souleman]

I would rather never be able to touch a computer. Voice recognition systems are getting pretty good, and you don't have to touch a machine to use them

[Kezil]

<evil streak>
can I be the torturer? I have so many ideas flitting through my brain....I could feasibly reduce all of you to a brain attached to a machine that performs all the bodily functions....I could skin you all and have you experience every painful second of it....I could attach electrodes directly to the pain centers of the brain (for those of you that like pain, I could also remove the pleasure centers)....I could take you apart, keeping you mentally awake through the whole thing, and then put you back together....so many ideas.......
</evil streak>

<logical>
If the second choice says that you will stay away from computers for eternity, that implies that I will live for eternity, therefore, taking pain for the short period of one year out of a possible infinite years is very little discomfort in the larger scheme of things. On the other hand, if I did live for eternity, I will be able to afford to wait until the technology develops so that I do not have to physically touch the computer in order to use it, occupying myself until that time with pursuing other areas of interest, thereby avoiding both nasty choices.
</logical>

<philisophical>
(I spare you in this one)
</philisophical>

<seriously>
It would depend on the torturer, if he were like me, no way; if he was not too bad I would probably take the torture
</seriously>

[11001001]

Originally posted here by Kezil
<evil streak>
can I be the torturer? I have so many ideas flitting through my brain....I could feasibly reduce all of you to a brain attached to a machine that performs all the bodily functions....I could skin you all and have you experience every painful second of it....I could attach electrodes directly to the pain centers of the brain (for those of you that like pain, I could also remove the pleasure centers)....I could take you apart, keeping you mentally awake through the whole thing, and then put you back together....so many ideas.......
</evil streak>

That's scary... :O

[Kezil]

that's not the least of what my twisted little mind has, and can, come up with ::evil laughter::