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  1. June 17th, 2003, 08:22 AM #41
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    I recieved that message also.... but I didn't do anything wrong.......!! Should I? That's why I wondering....?
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  2. June 17th, 2003, 08:40 AM #42
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    I recieved that message also.... but I didn't do anything wrong.......!! Should I? That's why I wondering....?
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  3. June 17th, 2003, 08:57 AM #43
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    uh-oh.....
    Are farts supposed to be.....lumpy?

    I certainly hope so...if not, then I think I shat myself.
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  4. June 17th, 2003, 12:59 PM #44
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    hey albn, since you are the local poop expert I have a question for you.

    The other day I was out in the woods. You know, my chronic pooping problem....well it came back. I wiped my butt with something but I am not sure exactly what it was. I think it might have been poison oak, because now I have a funny rash and I can't stop scratching my butt. What do you think I should do?
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  6. June 17th, 2003, 02:27 PM #45
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    Originally posted here by souleman
    hey albn, since you are the local poop expert I have a question for you.

    The other day I was out in the woods. You know, my chronic pooping problem....well it came back. I wiped my butt with something but I am not sure exactly what it was. I think it might have been poison oak, because now I have a funny rash and I can't stop scratching my butt. What do you think I should do?
    I think you should stop telling us about your butt problems.

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  7. June 17th, 2003, 03:51 PM #46
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    hey albn, since you are the local poop expert I have a question for you.

    The other day I was out in the woods. You know, my chronic pooping problem....well it came back. I wiped my butt with something but I am not sure exactly what it was. I think it might have been poison oak, because now I have a funny rash and I can't stop scratching my butt. What do you think I should do?
    Wipe very carefully. Butt rashes scratched too much will lead to bunghole irritation. Try an antihistimine (like Benadryl), and place your ass in a stream in the woods to reduce the burn.

    Next time you go to the woods, carry plenty of TP, magazines and maybe even a porta-potty.

    Now you will be fishing in style.... on the commode crapping while casting a line.

    uh-oh.....
    Are farts supposed to be.....lumpy?
    Al, some farts have personality.

    Oh yeah... How to wipe your ass
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  8. June 17th, 2003, 04:03 PM #47
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    albn> Thanks. Fortunately, my bunghole didn't start to bleed this time. I have put plenty of cream on and I am buzzing from benedryl right now, but the feeling is much better.

    So now i can fish on the crapper, just like I use my wireless connection to chat from the crapper Ain't nothing like cybersex while taking a dump.

    Deb> I would a used it but animations are messed up right now, so I didnt see it.
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  9. June 17th, 2003, 04:43 PM #48
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    hey souleman I know somebody that really did get poison oak like that. They were itching for about a week.
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  11. June 17th, 2003, 04:50 PM #49
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    And now

    My post is extream possitive... now will i get a "green" thing or whatever ?
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  12. June 17th, 2003, 05:11 PM #50
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    My post is extream possitive... now will i get a "green" thing or whatever ?
    Agggh, quit your whining.

    I was wondering. A month ago, this thread would have took a **** the second it went off topic. Heh, goes to show what this site has become.

    Souleman> I read Mad Magazine on the can. Laughter makes the turds spurt out easier... but never read it with an ass rash.
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