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  1. December 11th, 2003, 03:11 PM #4961
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    i have a 12.0 gpa (thats perfect)

    dudes , today themost embarassing thing happend to me. i met a girl at walmart in the electronics department, she whent to ask for a HD and the guy that worked there couldn,t help her much so i steped in and i offer my services as a ComputerTech and when i was going to hand her a bussiness card and i had in my pocket some condoms(i don't know what they were doing there somebody must had used my pants and left them there ) and they fell in the ground and i just stayed there i didn't do anything. she picked up the bussines cards and the condoms. She gave them back to me and also the rest of the bussines cards, she keept one. I almost take a piss in my pants. i was so embarrewst. but she was hot lol
    that is the best story i ever heard...ADVISE!!!

    NEVER BY A COMPUTER FROM WALMART
  2. December 11th, 2003, 03:12 PM #4962
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    Enjoy it while you can because you are only 16 once
  3. December 11th, 2003, 03:13 PM #4963
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    Hello all, sitting in college on their super fast connection, me loves it here, waiting for books from the library. I'm so so bored and its my g/f's birthday and I'm like I cant see you till later I'm waiting for books, she aint gonna like this.
  4. December 11th, 2003, 03:17 PM #4964
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    dead..who you alking to?
  6. December 11th, 2003, 03:17 PM #4965
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    Oh ennis i'm sure that she would understand that you had to wait in line so you could borrow the Karma Sutra Novel..
    Just think of all the ways that your gonna make her smile...!
    It's the perfect birthday present..
    She'd be walking around with a smile on her dial for the next week..

    creative
  7. December 11th, 2003, 03:20 PM #4966
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    You can always do something extra special to make it up to her.
  8. December 11th, 2003, 03:20 PM #4967
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    Thats not a bad idea, have to grab a pressie on the way home and I'm pretty much broke, Im poor then became a student what a mix, luckily she understands.
  9. December 11th, 2003, 03:20 PM #4968
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    CREATIVE!!!...are you ok?...what did you go in for?

    eenis...dont worry...you got the luck o' the irish on yer side
    in my book...you got nothin to worry about
  11. December 11th, 2003, 03:28 PM #4969
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    Wanker, i'm fine now, and i had to go into Hospital to have some surgery done.
    But i'm outta Hospital now, but me thinks i will be back soon, as i think i mighta got an infection or something.

    creative
  12. December 11th, 2003, 03:30 PM #4970
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    aww..poor chap..you feeling ok?..they got you on morphine?...ahh...good ol' morphine
    you k with tellin me what the surgery was for?..im going under the knife in a couple weeks...im really nervouse..
    ...i dont want to say this..but there is a lump in the sack.....im scared shitless
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