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  1. July 20th, 2004, 05:32 PM #11
    foxyloxley
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    And on the PMS note:

    Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: One. ONE!!

    And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.
    They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this
    house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.
    And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
    despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
    SEVENTEEN YEARS.
    But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
    LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to
    change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!
    AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!
    WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
    IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
    THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

    I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
    so now I'm in my SIXTIES FFS
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  2. July 20th, 2004, 06:45 PM #12
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    @ Foxy

    No, Vorlin and I aren't secretly married to each other...though we live in the same state and he's one of my favorite oldies.
    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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  3. July 20th, 2004, 08:00 PM #13
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    Hehe, yeah...if we were married secretly, we'd have to be playing video games late at night since I work 2nd shift and am up from midnight to 6 am when I go to bed, hehe!

    Although, I don't know what games anyone plays...I do a ton of RTS, am in the World of Warcraft beta now for the past 4 months, and play puzzle games and Warlords Battlecry 3 and Ground Control 2 as well..

    ROFL Foxy, that's just hilarious...
    We the willing, led by the unknowing, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing.
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  4. July 20th, 2004, 09:19 PM #14
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    Don't remember where I got the other one, but this is from the wife......................

    (At the time I wasn't aware of ANY PMS symptoms. Fortunately, I'm a quick learner, and damn fast at ducking and weaving..................)

    me: Why does it take both of us to change this bulb ?


    Wife: IT JUST DOES, OK


    Actually it was about the bin, but as we are talking light bulbs.............
    so now I'm in my SIXTIES FFS
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  6. July 20th, 2004, 11:06 PM #15
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    ROFL - ducking and weaving! Nice, nice....fortunately, I'm thin so I'm very lithe, agile, and able to flee! Flee I say, fleeeeee!
    We the willing, led by the unknowing, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing.
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  7. July 21st, 2004, 10:27 AM #16
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    Only if you disregard anything I say when I have PMS
    sometimes I can be so dense. I went the whole way through this wondering what Private messages had to do with anything.

    :stupid:
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  8. December 2nd, 2004, 12:37 AM #17
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    Got this from a female friend, just some friendly advice re: the PMS jungle out there.........
    I know its a flashing thread...............just seemed to fit here better than starting a new line all to its self........

    The Hormone Hostage

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
    man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
    hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
    license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other...........

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: You look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty quid
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What the hell have you done all day?
    SAFER:! I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that dressing gown!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
    good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but
    chocolate sings.

    and

    My significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood
    ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in
    a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red
    mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.
    Here have some chocolate
    so now I'm in my SIXTIES FFS
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  9. December 3rd, 2004, 03:54 PM #18
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    Well Foxyloxley i might have someone to send this too but i thing i might end up like this.
    1. Thank you for reading this; yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that; it's like camping.
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  11. December 3rd, 2004, 05:37 PM #19
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    lol funny stuff... they were all good rules to live by :-)
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  12. December 3rd, 2004, 07:23 PM #20
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    My significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood
    ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in
    a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red
    mark on his forehead.
    Awesome! I needed a good laugh.
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