Need Security Help

[Und3ertak3r]

We started with me and two other guys two years ago. We had about $50 bucks between us when we started

good

We got the Hotmail address at the beginning because ta da!! it's FREE!!

Thats right ANYONE can get one..

we've grown into a small consulting firm

This is a great success story.. But my problem here is that your firm has internet access? so you will have a regular payment to a ISP.. now many (that I know of) ISPs provide atleast 1 FREE email account with their Access Plan (or what ever it is called in your area of the world).. so surly your firm is large enough to be able to spring for an ISP account.. If you have not done this well your firms growth is already retarded..
And your ONLY NOW thinking of a website.. ****.. like hotmail.. there are plenty of FREE Hosting services around.. you should have had some sort of site up 18months ago..

looking for people to write security related papers for inclusion with it's new security software collection's classroom feature

Too wide a scope.. you come to us for assistance.. but your request is thin, too little information..
My thought is AFTER you submit your Resumë, and an offical business plan, and a physical address for your firm and its partners/directors, also business registration information. and A tax office/IRS registration or proof of business activity from said department.

mate we don't know you from Jack Shite.. we have had bull **** artists come and go.. and they atleast bother to entertain us with a minimum of 30 line BS story..

BTW what did happen to that Mr Brown with the "NEw Safer InterNet" that he needed us to code sofware for.. he was going to give me a ring when he got out to Aus... I hope I didn't put him off with the directions.. suppose he couldn't convert "Flagons" and "stubbies" to Miles or KM's

[ZomBieMann77]

One of the first things I learned about security of any kind is never trust a stranger. We dont know you from adam. And you want to come in here all high handed like you are a senior member with 1000 posts under your belt and act like a snob. All we are basicaly asking for are some credentials of some sort. If I was pulled over and asked the cop to see his badge number he would gladly show it to me. If a saleman walked into my office and I asked for his buisness card he would gladly give it to me. We ask you for basicaly the same thing and you give us a free email account that anybody can sign up for under any name ( I have a hotmail adress saying my name is Richard Cheese) and an attitude.

[gore]

Originally posted here by secure_labs
SECURE Labs are looking for people to write security related papers for inclusion with it's new security software collection's classroom feature. Interested parties should respond to this thread or send their resume and a brief cover letter to [email protected].

I'll do it. But I like most people who know what bullshit smells like say: Pay me first. You can send me money electronically and until it gets here, you won't get anything. I charge 138 dollars per project. I don't care if you can prove who you are but I will get paid first.


In return I promise not to **** you by grabbing things someone else wrote and eltting you put your name on them, thus getting you into legal trouble, and of course I'll need your name, address, phone number and social security number so I can check you out before I start anything.

Don't worry, you can trust me, I won't **** you out of your life with the information. I won't make credit cards in your name while I take a trip to spend a lot land.




Now, how trusting do I sound? The only difference between my post and yours is I didn't cut out the bullshit like you did, and I will in fact take your money.

[zencoder]

Don't worry, you can trust me, I won't **** you out of your life with the information.

Thanks gore. Nicely put.

[secure_labs]

Ok, I refuse to argue anymore. It's simply childish. I was simply asking if anyone would be interested. It seems ,with the exception of a very few, that all I am going to get in the way of help is how not to ask for it. So I withdraw. If anyone had given this a chance they would have been provided with full details and plans minus source and detailed software profiles. I guess I'll have to do this myself. Too bad though, I wanted to do it the lazy way.
Does nobody in this world want to be part of anything anymore? Things are solved and made better (most times) if people work together (Gone With The Wind theme playing in the background) to make this society we live in better. I've been chasing and profiling junkware for a long time. I remember when the uncle sam first started pouring money into linking a few systems to create the roots of an internet. In the words of the great Archie Bunker..."those were the days"

[MrLinus]

I guess I'll have to do this myself. Too bad though, I wanted to do it the lazy way.
Does nobody in this world want to be part of anything anymore?

What am I? Chopped liver? I'm interested (I know I've said that at least once) but you seem intent on ignoring the serious responses. Why?

[gore]

Awww it's OK little guy, some day the big meanies will stop picking on yewwwwwwwwww. *Pinches your cheeks*.

Now you know better.

And in the words of The Gore Father:

You'll get over it, **** off, and now you have "All that money" to look forward to because you don't have to pay us off for OUR work. See it works out better this way for you. LOL, See You AunTie.

[secure_labs]

No MsMittens I have not been ignoring you. I was angry at myself for thinking this was a good idea. I've gotten several private messages from interested people. I have added you to my list of people to notify. It's my fault in essence. I should have been prepared to offer more information on what I needed. I intend to compile such a list during our meeting monday. My partners have expressed their displeasure with me and my "lone wolf" actions. I don't know if I can sell them on this idea if they see these posts and they will.
I should have stuff with graphics. I was much better when i didn't have to interact with humans.
So thanks to those who responded positively. for those who didn't ...well, I gues you can't see my tongue sticking out. (my attempt at humor)

[MrLinus]

I've closed the thread. If you have issue with it, deal with it. I suggest those that are interested contact secure_labs directly at your own discretion and with caution (you should always approach anything online with caution).