Marital life

[ZT3000]

In marital life there are three stages of sex:

The first stage is House Sex: It's when you're newly married and you have sex all over the house.

The second stage is Bedroom Sex: It's after you're married for a while and you only have sex in the bedroom.

The final stage is Hall Sex: Cause after you've been married for many years, you just pass each other in the hall and say "Screw you".

[vanman]

ADVICE!!!!!Please do not take any viagra before entering this hallway!!lol..

[nihil]

"There is nothing I would not do for my wife...............and nothing that she would not do for me...........and that is how we go through life...........doing £$%%^^&&* all for eachother"

Or something like that

Hey, I am only into my first tinny (can) and I have to go repair the lawnmower?............is this true love, or just another childish infatuation?

[vanman]

On my way to work this morning listening to the radio this married guy replied upon a question about his married life"Just,Just managing to sleep through now!!"LOL...Man i could not stop laughing.For me though i would resort to "wishfull thinking"22years and still going strong