A Bachelor's worst Nightmare come true.

[dalek]

Heh heh, this is weird, that's what happens when you want "Anonimity"

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT
SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux
spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before
arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and
discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own
mother! (more)

Man Dates Gal

[hesperus]

LOL. But its from the Weekly World News (why is Yahoo reposting that shite?).

Their other top story :

CLARKE, Idaho -- In a series of startling events, potatoes on farms in Idaho have suddenly developed intelligence and are on the move.

"I was cultivating the back row of taters when I saw them blinking their eyes and pointing their vines at me," said noticeably upset farmer Floyd Haywood. "I ran and got my boys but by then the spuds had stopped moving. They figgered I'd been sippin' potato moonshine until we went to harvest the crop. That was when those big Idahos -- there was seven of 'em -- just pulled themselves from the dirt and rolled into a gully to try and get away.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61632

[nihil]

Hesperus! you horrible little man you!

I was cultivating the back row of taters when I saw them blinking their eyes and pointing their vines at me," said noticeably upset farmer Floyd Haywood. "I ran and got my boys but by then the spuds had stopped moving. They figgered I'd been sippin' potato moonshine until we went to harvest the crop. That was when those big Idahos -- there was seven of 'em -- just pulled themselves from the dirt and rolled into a gully to try and get away.

I command you to instantly inform those disturbed vegetables that they are not expected back at the houses of Parliament until February

[rapier57]

No such place as Clarke, Idaho. Most of the spuds are grown in the Burley, Twin Falls area. And we don't call them taters out here. We calls 'em spuds, like they're supposed to be called.

[The Texan]

Here in Texas we just call them tatoes' Most of them are grown in south texas where its warm and there isnt 1 billion ppl.