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February 25th, 2006, 03:51 AM
#11
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February 25th, 2006, 04:12 AM
#12
Just made this up:
How do you confuse someone from Texas? Vote for them and then tell him there is a national crises.
How do you confuse someone in Florida?
Tell them your wife wasn't related to you before the Marriage.
I just made both of those up so they may be stupid but what joke in this thread wasn't?
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February 25th, 2006, 09:56 AM
#13
A local grower named Steve Getajob has developed a new Superpotent strain of Marijuana.A bud the size of your palm is equivalent to 10,000 joints.The name of this new weed,"ipot".
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A Three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
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What do sperm and lawyers have in common?
They both have a one in a 1,000,000,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
.. and then they pop Viagra so they can grow taller! 
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March 7th, 2006, 04:48 PM
#14
Didn't want to start a new thread for these........
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What is the black squishy stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What is the hardest part of vegatable soup to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a nuron in a blonds head?
A space invader.
what is green but goes red at the touch of a button?
Kermit in a liquidiser.
What in a fridge is yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard.
how can you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge?
You see the bike parked outside.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
The cross bar is bent on the bicycle.
what is the fastest sport in the world?
Pass the parcel in a belfast pub.
I promise I'll stop there.
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
\"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
\"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)
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March 7th, 2006, 05:13 PM
#15
Newfie on his way to Toronto
saw a sign up ahead "Toronto Left"
turned around and went back home.
There was an old man from crocket
who took a ride in a rocket
the rocket went bang
his b*lls went twang
and he found his c*ck in his pocket.
PC Registered user # 2,336,789,457...
"When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats."
Claude Swanson
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March 8th, 2006, 08:31 AM
#16
Why were little strawberies in trouble?
'cause there parents were in a JAM.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man!
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March 8th, 2006, 02:32 PM
#17
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk!
 Mad Beaver 
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