A disturbing probe into the potential for apparently innocent biscuits' ability to do harm has revealed that an astounding 25 million Brits have been injured while indulging in some light coffee/tea break snack action, with 500 victims requiring hospital treatment.
OK so let's name 'em and shame 'em?

Here's the full biscuit risk rating listing:

  • Custard Cream: 5.64
  • Cookie: 4.34
  • Choc Biscuit Bar: 4.12
  • Wafer: 3.74
  • Rich Tea: 3.45
  • Bourbon: 3.44
  • Oat Biscuit: 3.31
  • Digestive: 3.14
  • Ginger Nut: 2.99
  • Shortbread: 2.90
  • Caramel Shortcake: 2.76
  • Nice Biscuit: 2.27
  • Iced Biscuits/Party Rings: 2.16
  • Chocolate Finger: 1.38
  • Jaffa Cakes: 1.16

Article is here:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09...ller_biscuits/

Happy dunking!