If anyone wants to drop me a line and learn about stuff that I know I am more than happy to share it with you. Just come straight out and say "I'm interested in learning about computers (unix, web development, the right way to pick your nose), could you help me?" and then I will probably say yes.

Don't come to me nor anyone else asking "Are you L33t?" or "Teach me hacking".

I believe in giving free information but not to posers.

Also I am really dumb... and I mean really stupid, like practically retarded.