My mother just bought me a new pc "with windows ME". Wow, a new pc aahh ... at last.
But ... wat's this ... no installation disk? Special recovery partition? Whoeaaa, one
stupid little virus (dynamite dropper, yes it trashes your mbr) and everything is lost.
Win 95 doesn't understand what a pentium 4 is, has never heard of geforce and so on. And partition magic sais "fat partitions only exist prior cylinder 1028" what? so now
I can only use +/- 8 gb of my 40 gb harddisk...
I will have to bring it back to the store where my mother bought this sjit, snif snif snif, AND IT'S CLOSED TODAY AND I HAVE NO DRIVERS LICENSE TO GO TO ANOTHER
BWOEAAAAA... poor me, snif snif snif... (it's really really true, it not some kind of story to amuse you guys) bhoewhoehoeoeoe snif...

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