c:\>tracert bin laden

100 days * * usa
50 days * * pakistan
1 days * * unknown mountine in afganistan
0 days * * request timed out
0 days * * request timed out
0 days * * request timed out

results

60 % packets killed by afgan soldiers
20 % packets killed by usa bombs
10 % packets killed by microsoft programs
10 % unknown end


c:\>telnet bin laden hell_port_number
welcome to bin laden server :
dir

20000 soldiers 9000 gb
200 guns 5240 mb
4 american bombs 9635 gb

used space afgan territor
free space none

c:\>delete bin laden
access denied
c:\>attrib bin laden
h bin laden
c:\>attrib -h bin laden
error 666 two many mountines
please check your disk
abort,retry,panic
c:\>format afgan:
error 45 to many inocents
c:\>fdisk afgan:
error Muslims
muslims 1.1
this program is protected by Muhamed
c:\>OH MY GOD
this is a response from god : i was sleeping what do you want ??????
c:\>exit
WHY YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SERVER !!!!!!
CONNECTION TO THE WORLD LOST .............
PRESS ANY KEY TO LAUNCH A NEW BOMB .....