For hehbris.

I know you have fallen for MsMittens but I have a way you can relief yourself. You will probably need a woman, yes thats woman

you know like your mother, sister etc etc.

I have attached a picture of a woman so you can see just in case.
You will know what to do after looking at the picture.
I will leave the rest in your hands. hehe....

p.s. this is a joke.
I have changed the attached picture to something more suitable.