Ok, its a case of "drink deep, or taste not the Pyrian spring". I am just intelligent enough to be a danger to myself and others. I've had a computer for 2 years - never touched one before. I am just a baby duck, but far exceed literally everyone I know - often people who do it for a living. But, I realize I'm just breaking the surface. I have no formal education in computers - my field is in nature.

I want to barter.

I will send you plants or my first born child. I will do research for you. I will put your things in my garage sale and give you the money. I will send my nephew to be your slave - he owes me.