ok here is the collection from the past year:
when love congeals, it soon reveals, the faint aroma of performing seals.

--The space between my ears was intentionally left blank--

Lead me not into temptation, for I can find it myself

i'm only a 1/4 troll, on my dad's side.

Dodge this !! --Trinity, The Matrix

sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});

"Homo sum: humani nil a me alienum puto"
(I am a man: nothing human is alien to me)
--Publius Terentius Afer

Today I will gladly share my knowledge and experience, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game.

Distributed.net : Because a processor cycle is a terrible thing to waste

May the sacred call of the dogcow guide you down the path towards nerdvana.

"A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
GeneralEmergency

"We can't all, and some of us don't." -- Eeyore

Delve into the mind of a maNIaC. MY MIND

I've gone out to look for myself; if I should return before I get back, please keep me here.

"You rarely get there first by walking in another mans path"

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

"Come the millennium, month 12 In the home of greatest power

Software designers are so infatuated with the fact that they can, that they don't stop to think if they should.

----- "I am the NT Blue Screen Of Death...no one hears your screams."

"My advice is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy. If not, you'll become a philosopher."

Ashes of Empires and bodies of kings,
these are a few of my favorite things

C:\Windows. C:\Windows\Run "C:\Windows\Run" Does not exist. Would you like to create it? NOOO!!!

Marx on sex: From each according to his virility, to each according to her need.

"One world, one web, one program" - Microsoft Promo ad
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler

Assumption is the mother of all ****-ups.

"Between thought and expression lies a lifetime." - Lou Reed

Give a man a flame and keep him warm for the night. Set him on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

--- An it harm none, do what thou will!

Democracy: Two wolves and a sheep voting to decide what's for dinner.

- Is your power animal a penguin?

Who is the master of foxhounds, and who says the hunt has begun? -Pink Floyd

"just connect this to..."
BZZT.
"ahrg! You didn't unplug it?"

-- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)

The problem with Engineers is that they cheat in order to get results.
The problem with Mathematicians is that they work on toy problems in order to get results.
The problem with Computer Scientists is that they cheat on toy problems in order to get results.
*NOBODY* expects the Karma Police.

It's not an attitude, it's an apptitude...

---- "What would you try, if you knew you would not fail ?" Unknown

"Fdisk format reinstall, doo dah doo dah,
Fdisk format reinstall, oh the doo dah day"

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people.

Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?

"Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again." - The Brain

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If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed...
..oh wait, he does.

-- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

Is this the end yet?...How 'bout now...how 'bout now...how 'bout now?

-- dont feed the trolls.... TEASE the trolls.. It's fun to get them upset. --

-- Chris Chabot
"I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it!"

Jesus used to be my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

- if you love something, set it free; if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it

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I am HAL 7000, less features than the HAL 9000, but just as homicidal!

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Vices - what I lack in originality, I make up for in volume.

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Getting a hardon doesn't constitute personal growth...

question: is control controlled by its need to control?
answer: yes
-- william s. burroughs

- "When you want something with all your heart, the entire universe conspires to give it to you" -Paulo Coelho

Only the strongest run free!!!

--Never trust a tech who tattoes his IP to his arm, especially if DHCP

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

If pigs had wings, would bacon taste like chicken?

"Mutual" and "exclusive" are mutually exclusive. I think.

Live to Code, Code to Live!

One does not weather a storm by attempting to sail through it at full sail

"And that's the world in a nutshell -- an appropriate receptacle."

"All I have is an opinion -- I don't deal in Truth." -- Jean-Louis Gassée

"The night is long that never finds the day." -- William Shakespeare

You're the king of jack and ****...and jack just left town. -Ash

--"Karma is justice without the satisfaction"

"dim x as boolean
x=MyComplexMethod("goat",45,"all your base")
if x=true then
print "Yes- true"
else
if x=false then
print "No- false"
else
print "WTF is up with this?"
endif
endif
I'm a cross compiler. At weekends I dress up as Pascal..."

When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

"Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins,
for they are subtle and quick to anger."

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.
--Larry Wall

Give a man a fish, he owes you one fish.
Teach a man to fish, you give up your monopoly on fisheries.

You want people to think logically? ACK! Turn in your UID, you traitor!"

"DOS is possibly the worst text-based adventure game"