Ok, just got bored so here is why I don't trust Santa Claus
[list=a][*]He sees me while i'm sleeping.[*]Hundreds of elves...One old man.[*]Has anyone actually seen Mrs. Claus?[*]Dancer, Prancer,Vixen, One fat guy in his p.j.'s[*]He calls it Naughty.[*]I have no fireplace yet he can still get in.[*]He only talks to children:On his lap.[*]He only comes out at night.[*]Fluent in every language, No green cards.[/list=a]
Just a few thoughts ..15 more days.